You're all tall and mighty now, but just wait until I take you down a couple notches when I'm drinking my tea.
Available at: Shapeways http://www.shapeways.com/model/149334/giraffe_ring.html?gid=ug2007 ($20)
Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!
I'd never even considered that giraffes' spots weren't as interesting as they could be until now. You go giraffe! You flaunt whatever pattern you like!