It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.

Hunting giraffes is not recommended. Plus, how would you fit an entire giraffe head in your house? Let's go small or go home.

I want a whole herd of these guys roaming my house!

Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!

The giraffes at the zoo have it made, they can see over the fences!

You're all tall and mighty now, but just wait until I take you down a couple notches when I'm drinking my tea.

This giraffe is too sleepy! You'd think that being part of a coffee drink would keep one peppy, but evidently this guy could do with an extra shot or two.