Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
I love the Deathly Hallows symbol. To people who know, it's an incredibly powerful message, to those who don't, it's still a really cool looking shape. Perfect for anyone!
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
You make some seriously rockin' burgers.
Horse, don't look so forlorn. You're going to look so good on my bedside table! Most fashionable horse in my whole house!