Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Horse, don't look so forlorn. You're going to look so good on my bedside table! Most fashionable horse in my whole house!
However you may feel about Katy Perry, you can't deny the allure of a frilly dress covered with tiers of cupcakes. This Barbie is all sweetness.
I'd get this set for the adorable tin alone! Bonus, geek cookies!
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
You're looking mighty foxy today. Something about your ears...
Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!