Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
Ooh a panda for every mood! Each genre of music deserves its own color profile, don't you think?
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.
Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
It's always a good idea to have a stash of gift bags around for those little last minute hostess gifts and whatnot. These are precious and just the right size for an ornament.