I do lament that more of my writing implements don't smell like sugar cookies.
Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.
Seasonally appropriate and conveniently designed to hang on the edge of your cup! Win!
Horse, don't look so forlorn. You're going to look so good on my bedside table! Most fashionable horse in my whole house!
Forget your land legs, hit the high seas and spot those pesky mermaids from leagues away!
As long as a dude with a mustache doesn't pop out of my morning cuppa joe, I think we'll be all right.
Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!