I do lament that more of my writing implements don't smell like sugar cookies.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!
You make some seriously rockin' burgers.
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
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I've gone to the trouble of finding the cutest ornaments for you this year. They're all just a click away!
Is this snow globe implying that I am Jabba the Hutt and Boba Fett is giving me the gift of a captured Han Solo? I appreciate the gift but I don't dig the judgment about my weight thank you very much.