You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
Somehow the bigger it gets, the cuter it gets!
Judging by the size of those chocolate chips and the scoops of ice cream, this ice cream sandwich is roughly the size of my head. What's that? No I'm totally going to finish it, get your own!
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.