There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.
Judging by the size of those chocolate chips and the scoops of ice cream, this ice cream sandwich is roughly the size of my head. What's that? No I'm totally going to finish it, get your own!
Somehow the bigger it gets, the cuter it gets!
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?