There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
Are there words that can express how glorious this cake is? Chocolate, peanut butter, miracles, Halloween, drool. Does that do it?
I don't think this giant donut could bake fast enough for me. I'd just stand in front of the oven drooling saying "hurry hurry hurry!"