I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
I don't think this giant donut could bake fast enough for me. I'd just stand in front of the oven drooling saying "hurry hurry hurry!"