In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.
Are there words that can express how glorious this cake is? Chocolate, peanut butter, miracles, Halloween, drool. Does that do it?
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
Verrrry tricky! Here I thought I was the lucky recipient of the biggest apple ever and it's just a stupid cake.