Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
Can you imagine seeing this pop up on Skype? What an awesome way to freak out your friends!
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.