I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
Are you ready to try your hand at magic elf-powered amigurumi? Buy the pattern for this big, snuggly squid and have at it!
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
Are there words that can express how glorious this cake is? Chocolate, peanut butter, miracles, Halloween, drool. Does that do it?
I don't think this giant donut could bake fast enough for me. I'd just stand in front of the oven drooling saying "hurry hurry hurry!"