I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
I know the pancakes are miniature, which is an incredible feat, but I'm obsessed with the thought that someone grew a blueberry the size of a watermelon. Can you IMAGINE the pie you could get from those babies?
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.
Are there words that can express how glorious this cake is? Chocolate, peanut butter, miracles, Halloween, drool. Does that do it?
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
Can you imagine seeing this pop up on Skype? What an awesome way to freak out your friends!
Judging by the size of those chocolate chips and the scoops of ice cream, this ice cream sandwich is roughly the size of my head. What's that? No I'm totally going to finish it, get your own!