This is a classy step up from the spodi we drank in college, that's for sure! Think of all the delicious melon-tinged beverages you could serve out of this baby! I'd fill it with champagne and a little triple sec and the juice from the melon and I'd sit back and sigh deeply with contentment.
I bet a teacher would appreciate a cupcake that looks like an apple even more than an actual apple. Yes, they are the pillars of society, but everyone needs an unhealthy treat now and again. Plus, maybe it's some sort of apple spice cake, that's not so unhealthy right? I'd even eat that!