Is it getting foggy and spooky out there? Are you shivering a little in anticipation of the sugar shock? Here, have a cupcake.
You can't fool me, rice krispy treats! I see you under all that makeup, trying to masquerade as a cupcake. That's a low and dirty trick. You know I love you for what you really are with all of your buttery goodness. You don't have to pretend, be proud of who you are!