Sure there are all sorts of edible flowers but have you actually eaten them? I have, they taste like, well, like flowers. Wouldn't you rather eat something that looked like a flower but tasted sweet? Of course you would.
I love the large, polka-dot type sprinkles here. They make everything feel like the most special party. If someone makes you something with oversized sprinkles, it's pretty obvious that they love you more than anyone loved you before. FACT.
I know most of us here are a bit too young to have experienced a proper soda fountain chocolate malt with a paper straw, but the evocative Norman Rockwell-esque image endures and fills us with nostalgia nonetheless. If only I could drink a cupcake.