Eat me first! No me! No, eat me!
I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.
He may look a little tipsy, but he's just drunk on love, promise. urp
Will he ever get the fly? WILL HE?!
Are you looking at me? Or him? Focus!
Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.