Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
Available from My Paper Crane http://www.etsy.com/listing/56287667/toilet-paper-roll-plush
Don't worry, he's not a real fish, but he's just about as cuddly as a real one.
You're pretty sweet for a short stack!
How can you be lonely when you have a friend around to dance for you all day?