Don't get drunk and crack them open looking for a fortune like I would, you'll just have sad crayon shards.
These cookies must hold the most incredible fortunes. Look how fancy they are! I bet they're going to tell me that I'm going to win a billion dollars and never have to work again! Don't worry though, I won't leave you!
I've never had a fresh, hot fortune cookie. I'mm willing to bet they're super delicious.