Hey, sometimes you need to identify a platter of meats.
Do you LOVE salad? Then show that poor salad how you feel!
Ugh, your steaks always taste like sawdust.
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
I'd love to have the view from the bottom of these bowls.
What? No, I don't have an iPad, I just have a fuzzy, delicious lunch. Nothing to see here, muggers. Move along.
Most miniature food serves to squelch unhealthy cravings, this is the opposite. If you're craving a salad, just look at your finger and go eat a cookie like a good girl.
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