I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.