You just can't help but gravitate toward him.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.