I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
There's still plenty of brisk weather to contend with through the spring, take advantage of chilly winds to look like Princess Leia!
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?