I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
You just can't help but gravitate toward him.