He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.