It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Wall-E has nothing but love to give. Just snuggle up and get cozy, he's gotcha.
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.