Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Someday I'll have a super girly all pink room full of frilly, plushy, sweet things like these pink pillows.