These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.