When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
Cute meets cosplay. I approve.
You just can't help but gravitate toward him.
I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.