Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.