It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.