What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
Someday I'll have a super girly all pink room full of frilly, plushy, sweet things like these pink pillows.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.
Wall-E has nothing but love to give. Just snuggle up and get cozy, he's gotcha.
I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!
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