Wall-E has nothing but love to give. Just snuggle up and get cozy, he's gotcha.
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.