When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
Someday I'll have a super girly all pink room full of frilly, plushy, sweet things like these pink pillows.
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.