What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
You just can't help but gravitate toward him.