I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!
Little Zombie Bob is the rabid younger brother of Zombie Patch. After blowing up half of Monsterville a year ago, Bob went incognito as a Human--until he bit off his neighbor's head, and was chased out of town.
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!