Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.