Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.