It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
These mittens may not keep your cats from making too much noise all the time* but they'll at least keep your fingers warm on your way to the bar.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.
There's still plenty of brisk weather to contend with through the spring, take advantage of chilly winds to look like Princess Leia!
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.