What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
You just can't help but gravitate toward him.
The most logical octopus you'll ever see.
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.