I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
I wonder if Mr. Fronch Toast has a Fronch accent!
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.