It's the closest you're gonna get to being a real pony.
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
Don't worry little ham! I'll give you lots and lots of hugs to cheer you up.
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.