What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
Watch out bunny! Exposing your soft belly like that puts you at definite risk of snorgles and squishes!
There's still plenty of brisk weather to contend with through the spring, take advantage of chilly winds to look like Princess Leia!
What does a vampire donut eat? Boston cream?
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?