When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
He may not be able to build you a fancy dam, but he sure does bring a smile around.
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Snuggling this s'more won't make you all sticky and stain your clothes.