To all my American readers, have a fantastic 4th! I hope you eat lots of hot dogs and drink lots of beers (Responsibly! No driving!), and ooh and aaaaahh at the pretty pretty fireworks. Crank up some jock rock, break out the jello mold and celebrate this ridiculous and awesome country!
Happy Memorial Day, fellow Americans! I trust you are spending this beautiful day thinking about the men and women who have fallen in service to our country. Look, you can even make some nice, patriotic cookies!