That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
Perfect for all your I-just-stuck-a-thing-on-my-head needs.
That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!
So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?
Koala! Pikachu! Snails! Happy kids with antennas! Flowers! I just want to shout at this cute lunch about how cute it is! YOU ARE ADORABLE!