Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?
It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
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