The Japanese have really cornered the market on fish-shaped cakes!
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.
It turns out you can improve on a perfectly cooked egg! Never mess too much with a good breakfast though. Keep it simple. Just a little fishbone action and we're still going to be alright.
So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?
You've caught a big one! Just be careful not to eat your fishing pole!