That's not nice to slice into your fishwife right in front of your new real wife!
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
The Japanese have really cornered the market on fish-shaped cakes!
Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Available at Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Fish-Ice-Cube-Tray/dp/B002SFCB9S?ie=UTF8&tag=holycool-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969 ($8)
Via: Holy Cool http://www.holycool.net/2010/09/cold-fish-ice-cube-tray.html
It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.