You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
Available at: Fabric Kitchen http://www.etsy.com/listing/58687191/cute-penguin-plush ($35 each)
You wanna see some seriously small food and how it's made? Feast your eyes.
Look, sometimes you don't want to have to socialize with your roommates, okay? It's nice to have a little private place to get away to.
I wish I could tell you where to get this but sadly it's not for sale. I just thought you'd appreciate a whole school of rainbow fish looking impossibly natural hanging on a wall. Ahhhhh, so soothing.
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.