One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Via Incredible Things
Scientists Are Making the Holodeck
Photoshop Battle of the Day: The Unimpressed Lizard
This is Literally the Last Place in the World You Want to ...
What If Disney Princesses Were Sloths
Every Time Before a Date
A Grieving Father Asked Redditors to Photoshop a Picture ...
The Devourer of Worlds
DashCon Was a Rousing Success This Year!
North Korea Has a Problem With This Ridiculous Dance Video ...
20 Little Tongues That Are Squee as Can Be!
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more