Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!