I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
Hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!