I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
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