One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!