I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!
Hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!
Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.