Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!