Via Incredible Things
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!