Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!