Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
Hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!