Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!