He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
Looks breezy out there, good thing you have a scarf on to keep you warm! Oh and a heart, is that for me? Aren't you a sweet little thing!
Sometimes I think Link just needs a good hug.
Do you have an old papercraft Sad Keanu on your monitor? It's time to upgrade to a 3D printed one.
I'm going to call her Nadine. Because I can. Nadine's contribution to this month's book club meeting is a pot of lovely oolong tea and a sprightly debate about Balzac. She's always got an opinion.
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