There's an idea, gather the family around the table and decorate some pork dumplings for Easter!
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Available at: Thinkgeek ($20) http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforher/a620/
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
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