Available at: Thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e503/#tabs ($9-$40)
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
Available at: Woodzies http://www.etsy.com/listing/57647398/lil-birdy-boo?ref=em ($30)
There's an idea, gather the family around the table and decorate some pork dumplings for Easter!
Available at: None Such Garden http://www.etsy.com/listing/50946349/tototl-the-quetzal-wool-felt-plush-doll ($100)