He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
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Looks breezy out there, good thing you have a scarf on to keep you warm! Oh and a heart, is that for me? Aren't you a sweet little thing!
All glory to the desktop toy!
Even more fearsome and intimidating with a giant head and blank, soulless eyes!