The grey owl, that's who!
You can find this cutie and similar items at kritureart for 20$
Even more fearsome and intimidating with a giant head and blank, soulless eyes!
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
Available at Shiny Shack http://www.shinyshack.com/product.php?prid=214826&pn=Sparrow-Keyring-and--Holder---Green ($15)
When good bread goes bad, and fights back!
Available at: mykobocek http://www.etsy.com/listing/38660123/rain-rain-go-away-handmade-pom-pom-mouse ($49)