Epicute: Turkey Loaf

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bread,epicute,fake,Turkey,vegetarian
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Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!

Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/

Giant Ice Cream Cone Lamp

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accessory,cute-kawaii-stuff,fake,furniture,ice cream cone,lamp,Office,sweets
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Available at: Perpetual Kid http://www.perpetualkid.com/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp.aspx ($40) Via: Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/giant-ice-cream-cone-lamp/

Never Feed, Never Clean

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electroic,fake,fish,friend,pet
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Here's one goldfish in a bowl that NO ONE can call animal cruelty on.

Make Your Own Kawaii Pastries!

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decorate,desserts,DIY,fake,food,kit,miniature,pastries
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The kits for decorating your own miniature pastries and fake edible goodies is finally available! Just think of all the amazing sparkly donuts and bejewelled cupcakes you could create!

Mustard Spill Pillow

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fake,mess,mustard,Pillow,spill
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I am insane about people being super careful not to spill anything on my couch. I should just cover it in fake messes.

Quarter Pie

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fake,inedible,lemon meringue,miniature,pie,tiny
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I dunno, I'd rather the meringue be browned just a tad to fit into my collection of the most perfect miniature foods.

No More Bristly Kisses!

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mustache,Plush,yarn,fake,cute
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Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!