The kits for decorating your own miniature pastries and fake edible goodies is finally available! Just think of all the amazing sparkly donuts and bejewelled cupcakes you could create!
You'll still have to change its batteries eventually. Can you handle that?
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When you really really really need a smoke, sharpen one of these babies up instead and write about it.
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Crepes are appropriate to eat any time of day, never forget that.
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.