Sorry knives, you may not like it, but this is what you were made for.
Look how proud these dudes are of their silly hats. It's like they all planned to get together before the party to get ready and they found these awesome hats at the party supply store and they just know how awesome they look. I approve, hat brigade!
I think I'm most like the one with x's for eyes, totally blown over by the cuteness of these wee tarts and unable to deal with how amazing they are. Basically I have been killed with cuteness. Thanks a lot, internet, way to kill me.