Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?
Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.
Sorry knives, you may not like it, but this is what you were made for.
Greenie is sad because he just learned that they are obsolete.
Plants! Protect us from the zombies! As the sweets tell us, life will always prevail.
Learn to love your organs and they will love you back.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
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