I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!
They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.
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Don't laugh so hard, guys, you're next.
Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.
Plants! Protect us from the zombies! As the sweets tell us, life will always prevail.
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