Via: I Heart Chaos http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/1039378836/fun-japanese-thing-of-the-day-the-japanese
I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!
Don't laugh so hard, guys, you're next.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Greenie is sad because he just learned that they are obsolete.
If socks really did have faces, what do you think they'd want to talk about?