If socks really did have faces, what do you think they'd want to talk about?
I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!
Eat what's inside me!
They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.
Don't laugh so hard, guys, you're next.
It's nice to record what happened in a day, but we all know the most important thing to know is overall how the day made you feel. Succint, simple, graphic, this calendar only records the most basic and crucial information.
Man, you guys need to lighten up! You're just snacks, it's not all that heavy! Green knows what's up, I think red might be drunk.