I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!
I choose you!
Learn to love your organs and they will love you back.
Thanks for being so cheerful, lunch!
Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!
Now that Christmas is over, Rudolph and Clarice have time to settle down and work on that romance we've witnessed. They've really got stars in their eyes, haven't they?
Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?