It's nice to record what happened in a day, but we all know the most important thing to know is overall how the day made you feel. Succint, simple, graphic, this calendar only records the most basic and crucial information.
Who knew cookies were so varied in their fashion sense?
Even in the frigid north we can enjoy a warm, gooey brownie.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Learn to love your organs and they will love you back.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.