Man, you guys need to lighten up! You're just snacks, it's not all that heavy! Green knows what's up, I think red might be drunk.
Learn to love your organs and they will love you back.
Plants! Protect us from the zombies! As the sweets tell us, life will always prevail.
Don't have any friends? Thanks to these stickers, everything is your friend. Oh cream pitcher, I'm so very very lonely.
Now that Christmas is over, Rudolph and Clarice have time to settle down and work on that romance we've witnessed. They've really got stars in their eyes, haven't they?
Pick your poison, pal.
It's nice to record what happened in a day, but we all know the most important thing to know is overall how the day made you feel. Succint, simple, graphic, this calendar only records the most basic and crucial information.