I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
If socks really did have faces, what do you think they'd want to talk about?
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
Grilled cheese and tomato soup are the perfect pair!
Greenie is sad because he just learned that they are obsolete.
Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!
These monsters are throwing a party! It's so nice when a party starts on a table and continues in my mouth. NOM NOM NOM!