If socks really did have faces, what do you think they'd want to talk about?
Don't laugh so hard, guys, you're next.
Sorry knives, you may not like it, but this is what you were made for.
Now that Christmas is over, Rudolph and Clarice have time to settle down and work on that romance we've witnessed. They've really got stars in their eyes, haven't they?
There are many different types of mustaches, as you can see. All of them of course are sweet as cake. I'm a fan of the little inspector there on the bottom with the wee bristly stache.
I love me a good flaky, buttery, crispy cracker from time to time. I'm afraid I'd find myself nibbling on my necklace all day.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
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