A face only a mother would love.
Eat me first! No me! No, eat me!
For having such an amazing hairdo, you should have a happier look on your face!
I kind of want to snuggle with this bowl of chili. I will refrain as I'm not a fan of 2nd degree burns. That little sweet face is the last thing I'm gonna eat for sure!
Nowhere in the rhyme do they say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg, but a broken man wouldn't make a very cute cookie.
Even those of us with minimal sewing skills (ahem, yours truly) can manage to stitch a few pieces of felt together. Pretty much anyone can get in on the DIY scene, you gotta start somewhere!
If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.