Good thing they didn't make this out of real socks, it would be worthless as an umbrella.
It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.
I won't scare you, I promise!
Cute meets cosplay. I approve.
Nothing will escape the grasp of the cute, not even a simple sandwich.
I'm so glad someone realized that if you dip a marshmallow in yellow candy coating, it looks like a Lego minifig. Hey grumpy, cheer up and enjoy your last few precious moments on this earth!