Don't you want some cupcakes? You do, don't you? But you need money for cupcakes! Put your money in here and you will remember exactly what it is you're saving for.
Do you think your flowers and cuttings will last longer in a vase that seems to be soothing them with a song?
That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?
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It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
Nowhere in the rhyme do they say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg, but a broken man wouldn't make a very cute cookie.
A hot cuppa joe should be just what it takes to get you perked up and ready to go.