Sew your own whale of a tale.
I've always felt bad for penguins, they have no options for getting dressed up. Always just drab black and white.
It's cute, but in real life a shark with sharp pencils sticking out of its mouth would be terrifying.
Just cram it fulla cakes!
Ikea sometimes really comes through with some cool stuff! This would make a nice pillow for when I want to dream about fruit salad.
Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.
It's time for dessert! I get the blueberry pie! sits and looks at it for a few minutes Okay that was great!