Bunny, you're made to give me tea, you don't have to act so put out about it!
Sorry knives, you may not like it, but this is what you were made for.
Just cram it fulla cakes!
If you make curtains out of this fabric, will whatever space is hidden behind them be bigger than you would think?
Ikea sometimes really comes through with some cool stuff! This would make a nice pillow for when I want to dream about fruit salad.
You know you've always wanted to draw a picture on a paper-like bear, stick a few stamps to his head and send him along!
I doubt these would be allowed for serious dice play, but they sure would make gambling more adorable!