Fabric houseplants are totally the way to go. They never drop their leaves out of sadness like real plants.
Sew your own whale of a tale.
Let's start a new trend of playdates for adults where we go over to each other's houses and play with toys and bring home a little bag of treats! Mini bottles of booze, perhaps?
Wear your piggie snouts proudly! Everyone has a little piggie in them, am I right?
It's important to know the parts of the fish, right? At least I know my cats will love it.
I doubt these would be allowed for serious dice play, but they sure would make gambling more adorable!
Sometimes you need a posse of tough chicks to back you up. Keep 'em in your pocket!