So many evil queens, so little time.
How can Cthulhu be truly evil when he so generously keeps my feet warm on the cold floor in the morning?
Just try to have sweet dreams on this pillow covered with all your favorite sweets coming back for blood.
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.
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