Poor Unfortunate Souls

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Poor Unfortunate Souls
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So many evil queens, so little time.

Cthulhu Slippers

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Cthulhu Slippers
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How can Cthulhu be truly evil when he so generously keeps my feet warm on the cold floor in the morning?

Vampire Snacks Pillow

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Vampire Snacks Pillow
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Just try to have sweet dreams on this pillow covered with all your favorite sweets coming back for blood.

Apathetic Salt Cellar

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Apathetic Salt Cellar
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Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.