How can Cthulhu be truly evil when he so generously keeps my feet warm on the cold floor in the morning?
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.
So many evil queens, so little time.
Just try to have sweet dreams on this pillow covered with all your favorite sweets coming back for blood.
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