Epicute: Turkey Loaf

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bread,epicute,fake,Turkey,vegetarian
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Hey vegetarians! I know you're there because you tell me you are. So. Here is a loaf of bread shaped like a turkey because honestly, Tofurky is just scary. Why not eat real food made from real ingredients like a lovely golden loaf of bread instead of soy fillers and a scary lump of injected stuffing? Mmmmmm bread! And so birdlike!

Source: The Knead For Speed http://www.theknead4speed.com/2010/11/a-very-faux-turkey/

Epicute: Cosmo Cupcake

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celebration,cocktail,cosmo,cupcake,epicute,pink
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If you're not planning to hit the booze juice tonight in celebration of the new year, why not knock back a cosmo cupcake or two? I'd say that's a worthy substitute.

Epicute: Pantone Tarts

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candy,color,epicute,fruit,pantone,swatches,tart
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It's important to eat diet rich in fashionable colors.

Epicute: Candy Cane Pacakes

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candy cane,epicute,pancakes,stack,stripes
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Admit it, you've still got a few candy canes hanging around. You're feeling a little guilty because you know you shouldn't eat them but you don't want to save some old cheap candy until next year. Go ahead, garnish some pancakes with them. I won't tell.

Epicute: Rainbow Lemon Cheesecake

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cheesecake,epicute,fruit,lemon,perfect,rainbow,stripes
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I want so badly to know what this tastes like! I adore lemon cheesecake with it's velvety goodness and delicate creamy texture. How on earth could someone make a cheesecake that looks like this and tastes like that? Bakers are full of magic and mysteries!

Epicute: Peanut Butter to My Jelly

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bread,epicute,hearts,jelly,peanut butter,sandwich
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Making someone a sandwich, even as humble and simple as a good ol' pb&j is a real act of love. Just think of all the sandwiches you've eaten; aren't those made by someone especially for you a million times tastier than the ones you've made for yourself?

Epicute: Sail Away to Cakeland

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blue,epicute,fondant,kid,life preservers,ocean,rings,sailboat,water
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If I could, I'd hop onto a sailboat and get far far away from the land of grocery shopping for pumpkin pie supplies and sparkling cider. Just wake me when the turkey's ready and I won't have to hurt anyone.

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