Someday I'm gonna catch me one of them sugar birds who lays Cadbury Mini Eggs and I'm going to keep it captive and secret so I can eat the chocolatey goodness all year round and NO I'M NOT SHARING.
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
Eat them or burn them, eggs are a magical food.
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?